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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

President Obama Left Speechless!

Oh the humanity! NBC affiliate WWBT TV in in Henrico, Virginia has broken a major news story, with word that President Obama was struck dumb today! No it's not some mysterious illness that has stricken the President's voice, but the fact that thieves have apparently stolen the President's Teleprompter from the parking lot of the Virginia Commons Courtyard Marriott, in advance of a Presidential campaign visit.

Known for his soaring orratorrical skills, the President rarely makes off the cuff comments, relying on the ever-present smokey gray screens with rolling text rimming the stage. One wonders what will happen to the man's schedule until replacements can be sourced?

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