Desperate for anyone to notice him, Sting and his sniveling, equally self-important wife, Trudie Styler, took to CNN on Lenin's Birthday, commonly dubbed Earth Day, to continue their decades old gloom and doom song and dance routine, proclaiming once again that the end of the earth as we know it, is right around the corner.
The has-been rock star even went so far as proclaiming his desire for "big government. Even the CNN anchor seemed incredulous asking, "You want big government!?" To which the fidgeting singer replied, "Of Course we do! This is a huge problem and only big government can solve it."
Clearly old Sting has been too busy with trying to revive his career or non-stop sessions of tantric sex and must have missed the global disintegration of the so-called scientific consensus of the global warming hoax. Odd how he and the missus continue to punt the time line on exactly when the world will cease to exist.